Never aim high, but keep in mind the philosophy of one of society's most trusted invention , the urinal. Now where would we be if the urinal was three feet high. When it comes to dating keep expectations low.
Always date a girl who has hair. Having a girlfriend with a bald patch can be an eye soar. I mean by all means aimlow. But really how low can you go baba?
Keep your girlfriend away from your best friend. People who say that their loves are indeed their best friends are just socially backward. A tribe which is still to get protected status from the Government.
Initially while dating keep a fringe. If your bored your fringe should cover your expression. In fact take an extra fringe along in case she's bored.
Looks don't matter especially in the night. But if she's too loud or he's too soft you've got a problem.
On the first date keep four diverse topics ready such as ,
a)Jim Corbett on Tigers.
b)Sanjeet Kapoor on papads
c)Jane fonda on divorce and workouts
d)Father Baretto on the problem with intestines!.
Discuss sports from the beginning. She must know now that you prefer Brian Lara to Lara Dutta and Saurav Ganguly to Moila Ganguly
Only date the same girl twicwe in an emergency. Girls however should never repeat their dates as men have no layers. There is nothing more to learn about him.
If your dating using a website, always enhance your photo. After all life is a fantasy. Though fantasy is a chocolate, and a chocolate is an aphrodisiac, which brings us back to why you want to date in the first place.
And finally never ever follow anybody else's advice on .....er....dating. ...scuze me!
